Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Tearful goodbye
..to our dearest ButteRZ boy! As I type, Pat the Man is making his way to the other side of the world to embark on a whole new chapter of his life. Good luck to you buddy in the States, study hard and play harder!
I just got back from the airport so I'm totally exhausted. I'll probably upload the pictures tomorrow, but we'll see how it goes. Its the time of the year where friends start flying off to never never land. First nood and now ButtZ. -Sigh- How could you all bear to leave cute little me all alone in stupid, sunny Singapore? -pouts-
In any case, it was the first day of school today and boy, was it crowded. I believe I mentioned before that I really really hate crowds. It really got to a point where I felt terribly claustrophobic and wished that somebody had invented teleportation. Needless to say, I felt like I was on the show "Lost" today when I could not find the stupid office to collect the matric card. After bumming around for almost 45 minutes and practically walking around the entire campus, we finally found the place (dear god!)
I wanted to have lunch there too, but it was just too crowded and Kexin was sick, so I lunched at KFC instead. Bad decision as I ate Popeyes not 3 hours later at Changi. I'm sorry but I can't resist the cajun fries, cajun mashed potatoes and awesome coleslaw. Seriously, thats just raw temptation at work and few are immune to the charms of Popeye's.
We slacked around a while more at Pacific Coffee then decided to return home. Yes I know that this entry is degenerating into a day to day event synopsis but bear with me a little, my mind is not really working that well.
I guess the highlight of the day was when we spotted a really pretty girl in the queue at the airport. She was wearing aviator shades, so her face was almost covered, but she was really tall, had superbly long legs, a nice golden tan and long lucious curls. Dressed in a short jeans skirt and a matching jacket, she practically commanded the attention of our entire group for almost 5 mins. Then Kristy said, "Why is she standing with her legs open?", a comment which was promptly followed by the typical "Hurhur she just got screwed" response.
Matt swore that she was a supermodel and that he had seen her before on TV or something. Meanwhile, the guys were still trying to prevent a potential hardon by thinking about Naruto as a drag queen. Then, it happened. Somehow, the eagle-eyed Kristy spotted her going to the toilet. Nothing wrong with that yeah? Nope, except for the fact that it was the "male" toilet that she was going to. She nudged me and we both watched with morbid fascination as she realized her mistake the second she opened the door and walked out rapidly. We looked at each other with dawning realization on our faces and smirked.
Trevor then exploded with a gem that sparked all sorts of controversy by saying, "I knew it, no Singaporean girl could be that chio! Must be a tranny!" (I don't remember it verbatim, but thats the general idea.) Then SOMEONE mentioned that she was standing with her legs so wide open because there was SOMETHING hanging down there still. Something about the entire situation struck me as super funny due to the varying reactions before and after the discovery. Ahh well, Cest la vie.
Many many thanks to DeBuG for helping me fix the problem with the frame width. Please check if you guys still have weird fonts or stuff like that. I really like this layout too much to change it haha. Lastly, since I'm super braindead, I shall go to bed and I'll leave you with this quote of the day: "If you think that you're a smoker, you're not. The cigarette is the one that smokes. You're just the sucker at the end."
;I CREATED A SHEEP!
12:48 AM
