Sunday, October 15, 2006
A mystery you say? I've had a great impression of the guys in school. Most of them are helpful and gentlemanly. They'll hold the door open for the females, help us to move the table so that it is closer to the power supply, move aside to let the ladies pass first, et cetera. Which is why I'm surprised to see all that go out of the window whenever I'm in the canteen.
I really wonder if the canteen has some sort of mysterious aura that activates every single dormant kiasu cell in the male body. Lets start with beverages. First, Amanda got hot coffee spilled on her by some Indian fellow. When Amanda looked at him in shock, the bugger just shrugged and walked away without apologizing. Then, Kexin was splashed with ice milo by some Chinese guy. He didn't get a single drop on his clothes because the smarty pants decided to tip his drink the other way, in the direction of other people. Guess what? No apology either.
What can we conclude from the above examples?
1. Its a male thing and not a racial thing. Truly, this phenomenon transcends all boundaries.
2. Its not the girls. Both Amanda and Kexin are attractive girls that can possibly send normal, straight guys into hormonal overdrive.
Now lets go to food. Its astonishing how thick skinned some guys can get. We were queuing in the line for the last 10 minutes and then these 2 guys behind who just joined the queue suddenly went "I think those girls in front cut queue." Cues loud conversation about how females like to cut queue and how often they were disadvantaged by said girls. Of course, we retaliated by talking loudly about how some guys are blinder than the project superstar winner.
Bottomline is, why does food drive guys so crazy that they forget all other qualities for that 1 hour? I hate lunching in school. -takes out her voodoo dolls again-
;I CREATED A SHEEP!
11:47 AM
Saturday, October 14, 2006
I really really wanna work hard, but just can't make myself do so. Saturday is drawing to a close and yet I'm still engulfed in a drunken stupor. Sigh.
On another note, Mr Bean has LEAVES. =) Enjoy your weekend people. Meanwhile, enjoy some pics. Shitty pics dont appear except the cross dressing man -_-
Some cross dressing old man near bugis
;I CREATED A SHEEP!
9:16 PM
Thursday, October 12, 2006
I hate it when lecturers don't even bother to remind you that there is a test coming up. Yes, I know all about being independent and such, but would it bloody kill you to just remind your students that there is a test next week as according to the schedule in bloody chapter1? As if anyone would go back to chapter1 to flip through. Stupid beep of a beeping beep.
So tired, 5 weeks more to exams! And I'm so not prepared. Oh my god. I'm heading for a meltdown! Whee! Short entry, but I'm sure it will suffice for now. bb.
;I CREATED A SHEEP!
12:55 PM
Monday, October 02, 2006
Dressing up your kids in clothes suitable for a prostitute from Geylang - They don't have boobs yet for christ's sake, what is there to reveal? Stop feeding the paedophiles!
Wearing sexy, skintight tops when you're severely overweight - Faints. Mein eyes! Teh goggles! They do nothing!
Wearing sexy, skintight tops when you're above 50 - Even if you're stick thin, wrinkled, sallow skin is a terrible sight to behold.
Wearing a racer back with a normal bra underneath - Ugly as hell, if you can't afford a cross back or strapless bra, don't wear a racer back tee!
Wearing the belt of your school pinafore on your hips - The pregnant schoolgirl look. Even though I'm from CHIJ, I must confess that they are the ones guilty of it. It looks bloody stupid.
Crocs - They may be comfy as hell but seriously. You just don't wear bright orange crocs with a nice dress.
Big sized girls wearing all black - I know that black is supposedly a very flattering colour. But wearing it from head to toe is kinda overkill. Even though it is harder for us to find clothes that fit, you don't really have to resort to wearing a large black oversized shirt and a long black skirt, complete with black shoes and a black bag.
High socks - We are in Singapore here, not frickking Japan. Its summer all year round. And guess what, my japanese friends wear their socks low, just like the rest of the normal people.
Pretty in pink, not for guys - Whats with all the guys wearing the generic pink tee from pure milk? Did your gfs collaborate with the store to get a 50% off or are you just gay like that?
This is for the ah peks out there: Cut your toe nails please - I'm running out of ideas, BUT it is still gross.
;I CREATED A SHEEP!
1:39 PM
