Mystery of the Missing Clothing

I wish I could be civilized, but when someone steals your bloody bra, how can you not erupt in streams of potent anger? What the fuck is wrong with you people! Bloody bian tai. Its my bra for goodness sake, my personal belongings. Get your own fucking underwear for the chinese new year.

That person also took 2 of Kexin's skirts. Seriously, GET YOUR OWN FUCKING CLOTHES FOR CHINESE NEW YEAR. Its my nicest bra somemore, in my favourite colour purple. Kanina, I hope the person who took it gets run over by the bus tomorrow. No Singaporean would be in the hostel during the long holidays, so the only people who could have taken it would be.. -nudge nudge hint hint- you should get who I'm pointing fingers at. Somemore I left hostel on a Saturday and I can confirm that there was barely anybody on my level. As such, all the fingers are pointed once again at -nudge nudge hint hint- you should know who I'm looking at.

Too dulan for words. ITS A BRA FFS. BRA. Brassiere! UNDERWEAR! PERSONAL! FOR MY BREASTS ONLY. WTF man. Fucking cheapo.

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3:11 AM

I thought that I was used to the sloppy behaviour of our *ahem* foreign talents residing on the 3rd floor of my block. Afterall, we're all busy with school work. Who cares if the garlic that I'm dicing up lands on the microwave? Doesn't matter if the oil from the frying pan splashes all over the stove. No one would give a rat's ass about the sink being clogged up as we're all too bloody busy to use the rubbish bin located less than 50 cm from the sink.

The point of the matter is, I can live with messiness. Hell, I'm sloppy myself, I haven't cleaned my own room for the last 3 years, save for the time when I had a japanese exchange student at my place. What I cannot stand is the lack of common sense and common courtesy these people have.

Let me tell you about the straw that broke the camel's back. I was happily transferring items on Maple Story as Jewl said she was coming back after driving class to pia maple with me for fun since we all had a stressful week. As I was scurrying around like a hapless hamster stuck in a battery operated wheel, the smell of burning plastic hit me. Being one who have personally burnt 2 pots before, I identified that smell as the stench of burning pot handles. Now, my pantry's stove has a huge fire and if your pot's too small, the flames can reach the pot handle easily. (First hand experience okay?)

Okay, so I carry on with my work since the smell will persist for a very long time, as all odours do. (You know the kind of super chao B.O. you may encounter in the bus and even after the fellow gets down, you can still smell it for the next 10 bus stops?) Fifteen minutes pass and the smell is still there. Due to having inherited my mum's kaypoh characteristics, I decided to investigate. On the way down, the smell got stronger and stronger, nevertheless I pressed on. As I reached the 3rd storey, I saw 2 tiongs go to the toilet and they didn't seem to notice that there was a horrendously strong smell of burning plastic coming from the pantry just 1 metre away.

I entered the pantry, and to my utter surprise, there was nobody in sight. Bingo! My guess was correct. (durrr! First hand experience!) There on the stove, was the pot with a happily smoking handle. I walked closer to see what the bugger was cooking since the lid was the transparent type. Two eggs. So, someone decides that she wants some hard boiled eggs, hence she set a pot on with 2 eggs on max fire and went about her merry business. What sort of bloody moron is that? The pot handle has already turned to ash, except for the top part and the eggs had already expanded so much, the shell had cracked wide open. (See exhibit A below)

Who the hell screws up hard boiling eggs?! Here we are, all university undergrads, capable of solving and evaluating the trickest problems, yet we can't cook to save our lives. I would definitely not be surprised if the pantry caught on fire as the pot handle was red hot.

When things like this happen, I really question the validity of our education. Education without common sense is going to kill tons of people eventually and I'm not joking about this. So what if they get better marks in class when they don't have the common sense to (a) use a smaller fire if they are going to afk from cooking. (b) look after what they are cooking. Don't even get me started on the tiongs going to the bathroom. I can just imagine tiong 1 going, "Hmm, whats that smell?" and tiong 2 replying, "Beats me, must be the weather. Lets go bathe." and the next thing you know, the pantry burns down.

I'll admit that I have my prejudices, but seriously, if that girl's an engineering student, I will not touch anything that she has built or designed with a ten foot pole. Common sense is supposed to be common, apparently they are too special for it. In fact, I wonder if she managed to scald herself because she didn't notice that the handle has already disintegrated on the bottom. Hmm.
PS: I didn't exactly burn the pot handle since I was physically there to lower the fire once I smelt that horrible stench.

Exhibit A:

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9:22 PM

-My singlish rant about school, Part II-

Ya you see me blog means I just come back from school lor. Actually is not just come back lah, of course nua a bit first ma. I tell you hor, today damn sian lah, 830 class lor. Sibeh no mood lah. Come back wash clothes cuz the sun so big man, then now gotta go for class again. Tamade. Cannot let me rest one. I only nua for like 1 hour plus lah. Still got so much work to do one. Pui. I need to bathe liao somemore. Where is the time going man, machiam kena flush the toilet bowl liddat.

Okay lah, I go bathe liao la knn. Noodle u suck lah, come back to Singapore you sure become meepok one!

And hor I just come back again lah, this time after meeting that zombie Mike at JP. Kanasai sia, I overheard one mother scolding the kid to make friend with those homework good one. Haiyoh, so terrible. Buay tahan. So young only leh walao, cannot even be buddy buddy with who she want. Not say I wanna say lah, although I know I already say a lot already lor.. But its my blog hor, you dont like also bo wei kong lor.

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4:45 PM

-My singlish rant about school, part I-

Walaoeh I tell you arh, so much work to do lor. Next week 3 tests leh. Damn kanasai lah. Somemore I going Ipoh and night cycling on the weekend lor. Where got time man? Those lecturers also gila one, especially math lah. Walao lecture just end tutorial got quiz liao. What is this man? Super sian1/2 lah I tell you, can't even do a single one. Aiyah heck la anything, I also LPPL.

I also dunno why I write this way lah. Just feel like crapping lor. Buay song ah? Not my taiji lah. Maybe cuz I bian bi again. Tamade. Damn sian lor the feeling. Really so full of shit. (no pun intended) Anyway hor, I gotta go liao soon for class. Confirm plus chop late again. Haiz, I too slack liao lah, but I got try to pia okay. Its just that got heart no strength. Hurhurhur. Love chu all beri much lah anyway, more than the tiongs downstairs lor. Oh ya, one last thing. Noodle you bloody suck lah, the thing I buy for you so fast spoil, it flew all the way from Singapore to Aus lor you stupid nehneh. -sad-

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8:05 AM

Watching the Singapore- Thailand soccer match at hall 13 with the rest of the crazy soccer fans is a totally electrifying experience. Despite the utterly disgraceful behaviour of the Thai soccer team, everyone was super high, joking around and trying to see the stupid soccer ball on the small television set at the TV lounge. I've played competitive sports before and I feel that there is absolutely no reason whatsoever that supports Thailand's decision to walk off the field. Ultimately it is not JUST about the winning and the losing. The whole point of the league is to promote sportsmanship and friendship between the ASEAN countries and by walking out like that, they have utterly failed to do so. Thats the whole difference between foreign leagues and the AC. Referees are human afterall and you can't expect them to make a fair decision all the time. It happens all the time, even in the EPL. Everyone fights, argues with the referee's decisions, but they do it after the damn match, not during it. Its nice to win, but there is always something much more important than the scoreline and any sportsperson who doesn't recognize that should not be allowed to play. That was certainly not behaviour I expected from a national team, more of school boys.

The Thai media has also gotten into a frenzy, coming up with headlines such as "Singapore robbed Thailand of victory" and so on, just to sensationalize the news and fire up their country people using such propaganda. I hope that the Singapore team will be safe there. Unless they bribed the referee, I believe that they did not want such an outcome as well at the Indoor Stadium. Even if they won, it was a victory marred with all sorts of controversy and bad blood. Sports should just remain clean with healthy competition, not the cesspool that a bad decision and certain ugly behaviour have created. Oh and lets not forget the damn politics that seem to be creeping into something as innocent as a soccer match between 2 countries. Using propaganda for something else to influence the thoughts of the people on another issue between the 2 countries. Sometimes, I really hate the mass media.

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2:36 PM