Tuesday, June 13, 2006
STUPID Suggestions
I swear that reading the public forums on the newspapers nowadays can cause massive brain hemorrhage and cardiac arrest. Some of the ideas that some weirdo Singaporeans have.. I wish that they took like 3 days to actually think about the feasibility of their suggestions before putting it down for my poor eyes to see and my poor brain to comprehend.
Not too long ago, some guy said that we should cut down all the trees in Orchard Road so that we can see the beautiful architecture of the buildings along Orchard. I can see the buildings along Orchard just fine, even with the trees and honestly, are they that beautiful? I mean, beauty is kinda subjective. Thats why they have the Esplanade. Some people call it a work of art, others call it the durian, the cheeky ones call it ah gong's hairy balls. As for me, I stand firmly in the house of thought that the Esplanade looks like a housefly trapped in concrete. The point of the whole matter is, I like my trees the way they are, thank you very much but no thanks.
The next thing that I read was about the taxi debacle, where the typical kping Singaporeans with too much time on their hands write in to complain that taxi drivers in the entire Singapore are involved in a conspiracy! They are going to keep off the roads during peak hours so that the poor passengers can't find any taxi around! Lets ignore the fact that it specifically says peak hour. Nope, no can do. We want service and we want it now, says the spoilt brats. Sorry busters, but until someone invents teleportation, or portal scrolls, I am afraid that waiting for your freaking turn is just the way of life since you are obviously too stupid and too cheap to CALL A TAXI!
.. Did I state the solution to all that hooha up there? I think I did, somewhere in the last sentence of the last paragraph. *rolls eyes*
And the next smartass JC punk who comes up with the "Poly students are all bengs, lians, mats or minas" line is so gonna get owned by this ah lian. Grow up, the poly and JC thing is so damn old already.
;I CREATED A SHEEP!
5:52 PM
